The Ballad Of Six-Gun Santa

You better watch out.
better obey the law.
keep your gun holstered,
cause you know what I saw?

SIX-GUN SANTA'S COMING TO TOWN!

He's dressed in red,
and wears a gold Star!
He's the jolliest
Lawman by far!

SIX-GUN SANTA'S COMING TO TOWN!

He doesn't like the government.
He's a member of the N.R.A.
He always votes Republican,
and goes hunting with his sleigh.

so...........

You better not rob,
You better not poach!
Eight Reindeer are pulling
his festive stagecoach.

SIX-GUN SANTA'S COMING TO TOWN!

If you find bullets
in your stocking this year,
You'll know that
Six-gun Santa's been near.

SIX-GUN SANTA'S COMING TO TOWN!

This twisted Christmas carol was inspired by the
above picture of Santa, which was painted on the
storefront of Jensen's Arizona Sportsman, in good
old Tucson, Arizona. The picture drew a lot of
attention. To read an article from the
Arizona Daily Star about the contraversy
surrounding this picture, click Here.