"It is saturday morning and I am on my knees as I type with my tears hitting the keyboard, I can hardly see the screen. I want you all saved from the depths of sin, including masturbation and obscene language of which your all so fluint in speaking. I will return when I am able to retain my composure..."-- Brice Wellington
The Brice Wellington FAQ Archive
When Brice first came to the Net, I honestly thought he was going to keep a low profile -- staying away from the sensitive issues that could get him tons of flame mail. I prepared these FAQ files in anticipation that he was going to avoid talking about subjects like race relations, women's rights, masturbation, and so on. Well, I was very surprised to see that his first message was a typical Brice-like message, and the FAQ files were no longer needed to prove Brice to be a hypocrite. But people asked for them anyway, so I finnished them. What I have available here are three FAQ files, strictly for your amusement, two of which Brice wrote mostly himself (To be as fair as possible, I used mostly clips from his own messages, mispellings and all), on the Boston Bullet, where I first made contact with him. The third (and any subsequent files that I happen to make available over time) file is taken directly from Internet newsgroups.
These files are for informational purposes only -- perhaps you're here because you saw a message from Brice in alt.atheism, such as the "Psycho Dave's Answers" thread, the "A question for Brice" thread, or the "Masturbation -- what's wrong with you people?" thread and you want to know just what this Brice person is. Well, here you go. This will give you everything you need for a crash course in Brice-ology. Enjoy. I have never had so much fun on the net before, and if you are into net-kooks or recreational Christianity, you will have fun, too.