NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!No, it's nothing like the Church of Scientology's war against it's online detractors. Yeah, right -- In our dreams! No, this is not quite as serious as that. Nothing on our site could be said to be very serious. Unfortunately, there are certain people whose assholes are closed so tightly that it's questionable if they're capable of laughing at all. Some people can't take a joke.
Prick Publications found out about this website, and they were not amused. I wonder why? Below are the nastygrams which various parody artists and myself received from some of Chick's holy henchmen, followed by replies sent back to them (when available).
Interestingly enough, some of the parody artists have actually told me that they look forward to Chick trying to sue me. I sorta fantasize about it, too. I have fantasies about being in court and mooning Jack Chick's lawyers from the bench, kinda like what Larry Flynt would do. I'd eat lots of beans and cabbage before the trial, so I'd be full of gas, and I could fart in Chick's lawyers' general direction. I could also give my testimony in voice impersonations of famous TV Evangelists. "I admit it, Judge... I HAVE SINNED AGAINST JACK CHICK!" Of course, I'd probably be fined for contempt of court for it, but at least I'd have fun doing it!
--Psycho Dave, Webmaster of the Jack T. Chick Parody Archive
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