Rants, Raves, Spankings, Opinion

Last Updated 5-6-2003

Now you can read my daily Weblog. I intend to have several, on different topics, and want to write something every day. Click on the graphic below to go there, or scroll down and read some of my classic articles from pre-weblog times...

If you are a Trekkie, a Pedophile, a Fundamentalist Christian, or just some anal retentive old poop, then you are encouraged to send HatE-MAIL to Psycho Dave so that he can verbally abuse you back.

Six Gun Santa -- When a Tucson sporting goods store painted a holiday picture in their window featuring a cowboy Santa Claus, complete with boots, a red cowboy hat, a tin star, and a six-shooter, some people with no sense of humor whined about it. This is my tribute to the painting, which the store owner is keeping up, despite protests.
The Phantom Jerker -- A TRUE LIFE ADVENTURE of mine, no kidding. It started out like any normal day. Little did I know, however, that my chance encounter with an aromatically-challenged transient would lead to adventure and intrigue at my workplace!
The Ultimate Y2K Party -- Tired of all of your guests coming over your house to drink heavily, vomit on your carpet, singing "Auld Lang Syne" badly, and passing out? Well, they'll still probably do that, but at least with my party suggestions, it could be more fun than usual.
Dumb Car Names -- A compilation of really dumb names that companies have given their cars over the years. Perhaps you may have driven in one.
Psycho Dave's Atheist Discussion Forum -- It had to happen. If you want to discuss any of the points I make here concerning religion, atheism, politics, or philosophy, then check out my very own discussion board on the web. You have to register for it, but it's free, and you can block out spam from advertisers. Rather than send me private Email to argue religion, check this out instead.
A Psycho Grows Up Catholic -- Psycho Dave's humorous autobiographical account of his grammar and high school Catholic experiences.
Psycho Dave's Guide To Kooky Kristians -- A guided tour of my favorite kooky Christians on the net. See Robert Tilton, Benny Hinn, and Pastor Corbin. Read Jack Chick's comic book tracts, and find the cults.
Psycho Dave Outs pathetic Pedophiles -- I was disturbed to learn that they are out there on the net, because their existence is fodder for assholes in Washington who would use them as an excuse to censor the Internet. But hang on -- these people are actually trying to compare themselves to gay-pride marchers and Civil Rights protesters from the 60's! See how I skewer them!
HATE MAIL -- Formerly known as the Piss-off Parlour, Hate Mail is the section where I show you the kind of hilarious, retarded, and insane flames that I get from visitors to my page. Interestingly, my article on Trek Weenies (below) generated more hate mail than the rest of my patently-offensive page put together. What does that say about trekkies?
Psycho Dave's Guide to Trek Weenies -- This is a "spanking" I did of some of the pages of Star Trek geeks on the web. I hose them really bad, too. Don't read this if you like Trek, or are a regular Convention goer. It's patented to piss off people like you!
The Infamous "Child-Fun" Spam!
Talk TV Therapy: Disfunctional Family Freakshows
New Age Beliefs and Narcissism
Why Star Trek Sucks!
Why I hate Anime geeks!
Quotations On Religion (UPDATED 8-1-95) is a collection of quotes from famous people from many different eras. There are quotes from authors, statesmen, businessmen, poets, and anyone else whom I could find religious quotes from on the Microsoft Bookshelf CD. Enjoy.
Common Creationist Quotes: Debunked! (UPDATED 6-29-1999) is an under-construction (which means I add to it when I have the time) essay that I am making to debunk common creationist myths about science. I intend it to be an instant guide to tell creationsts to SHUT THE FUCK UP, RETARD!, with proper footnotes and references.
The Big, Bad Atheists? An essay I wrote on how Christians and other theists automatically condescend atheists, and how we have to come into the open and demonstrate that Atheism is valid, if we want the respect that we deserve as human beings.
Religion: Comfort from Reality and Change An essay I wrote describing the function of religion in people's lives as a "comforting mechanism", and how Atheism is merely a belief that goes beyond the need of such a mechanism, and relies on self-determination.
Ask Doctor Dave -- "Doctor Dave" helps an atheist who's backsliding and considering Christianity! Hope it worked!