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7-6-2002

After an annoying delay, we're back up, and now have the software we need to do business online. Everyone is now encouraged to Buy Crap with our logos and cartoons. We hope to offer weird videos and DVDs next! Trust me -- I find the weirdest crap on video!
The Message boards are back online. There was a delay due to a static IP number in the PHP scripting, and it took a few days to get it all fixed.
The Robert Tilton Fun & Games Page is online with a link button from the main page. Before, you had to go to the Recreational Christianity Page to get it.
Hope everyone likes the new look. It hasn't changed much, at all, really. I just added buttons that were needed. Perhaps in a day or two, I'll put a universal menu bar on every page, so that you can jump from section to section more easily.
I added the "Pull My Finger" T-shirt to our line of products. Many people suggested this, so now you can buy it! It's got the fake Chick art with God pointing his finger, and asking you to pull it.

5-2-2001

New Links added to the Recreational Christianity Zone.

Robert Tilton's Fun & Games Page -- This is a special new section I created which has all sorts of sounds, video, and a downloadable program, all about Robert Tilton! Have fun!

4-26-2001

We've added a huge pile of crap this time!

Links added to Chick Links.

All Your Chick -- All your Chick Tract are belong to us! If you have no idea what to make of it, play the Sega Genesis game of "Zero Wing", or watch All Your Base: The Video.
Anti-Tracts -- This pagan website offers tracts very much like those on this site, but unfortunately, they do not offer any online reading.
Big Phony? -- A parody of the Chick Tract called "Big Daddy?", which describes the teachings of Kent Hovind (AKA Dr. Dino) and lambastes him at every twist of his logic.
Dungeons -- This is a parody of the Chick Tract "Dark Dungeons", which apparently is the single most parodied Chick Tract ever.
Halloween -- A Chick-inspired cartoon depicting how Halloween is for pagans living in Christian Fundy communities.
In The Name Of God -- Great retrospective of Jack Chick's comics with commentary, and a glimpse of some of his older cartoons that were removed from publication because they were either "too racist", or were too "out-dated" in their themes.

New Links added to the Recreational Christianity Zone.

Amen -- A clever satire of a Born-Again Fundy site. It really had me thinking it was real until I started reading the FAQ file and laughed my ass off.
Blasphemy, Incorporated! -- Yes, friends, the road to hell begins here. Actually my site is the official start of the road to hell, theirs is sort of the first gas station you'll come across on your way, so stock up on their Chick Tract parodies to read on your way!
British Conservative Catholics -- A hilarious satire of an ultra-conservative Christian group, and it's agenda. On their Mission statement, it says "Nothing should be done to alleviate the suffering of the deserving poor. These evil people are being punished for their disobedience to God. They live in squalor because of their immoral lifestyles." They almost had me believing that they were for real, until I realized that the guy responsible calls himself W. Hank Knightly -- or Whank Nightly! (Whank is British for "Jerk off")
Mt. Sinai News -- A delightful spoof of the 700 club/Chistian Broadcasting Network, similar in scope to the Landover Baptist Church. Find out the truth about Hell, and read Moses' latest book "There's no poop in Heaven". Their motto is "We put the 'mental' in Fundamentalism"!
Ravi Holy -- What has one eyebrow, an ear-ring, and has a parody of New Age religions that's as much fun as a ballroom full of yogic flyers? Why it's Ravi Holy, of course! His full name at birth was Maharishi Mohandas Ravi Holy, and his story, "Saxon Dregs 'N' Rotten Roles", tells of his spiritual transformation.

New Links added to Misc. Links.

The Darwin Awards -- You've heard of them, and maybe even read the book, but their new website is better than ever! This website is a hilarious tribute to "Evolution in Action", and showcases people who have been killed as the result of doing something incredibly stupid!
Deify Yourself -- This is your chance to become a GOD! The owners of this website set up a virtual pantheon, and simple instructions, to allow anyone to make up their own God. Visit the pantheon to see gods and godesses, such as "Frenchy, Godess of Weird Religions, Belly Dancing, Chocolate, Bad French", "Lord Apocalypso, God of Paranoia", and "Poopius, the God of Toilet Humor".
Eightball Magazine -- Tired of all of that boring news where they leave out all the REALLY interesting stories, and talk about business, foreign affairs, and sports? Well, Eightball Magazine leaves out all that dreck, and focuses on stories that are actually interesting. More than just another News Of The Weird clone, this bad-boy magazine gives biting commentary, calling a spade a spade, and a dumbass a dumbass. This especially comes in handy when they run a story on people who injure themselves attempting trully stupid stunts for publicity.
Future Retard -- This is a bizarre photo-collage cartoon strip featuring "Retard babies from the future". Add to the story a Jesus-look-alike who wants to eat their balls, a homosexual Stephen Hawking, and G.W. Bush, and you've got a strip that can be hilarious at times, and incomprehensible at other times.
Killfrog.Com -- A delightfully twisted flash cartoon site similar to Newgrounds and Joe Cartoon, featuring Kat, the most unlucky feline since Tom & Jerry.
X-Entertainment.com -- well, first of all, keep it in your pants, because this is not a porno site. I swear it. This is another page with lots of interesting articles by people with bad attitudes like you and I, probing the mysteries of life, such as "Why does Chuck Colson think Pokemon is Satanic?", "Why do twisted toy concepts sometimes get removed from store shelves by moralistic crusaders?", and "Why are cartoon shows so stupid?"

New Links added to Hate Links.

Alt.Flame.Niggers -- This apparently is a website run by some dumb redneck who set up a newsgroup specifically to troll for angry black people. In their own words, "Alt.flame.niggers (AFN) is a wonderful place where members of non-nigger races can join together to discuss the Typical Nigger Behavior of nigger bucks, sows, and nigglets. It is a place where the N-word can be used freely, without fear of receiving the death penalty of political correctness..."
Euro-American Student Union -- "If we were a political party, we would support the concept of passing an evenly applied examination as a precondition for enfranchisement, and totally reject the pernicious dictum that one acquires the "right" to vote, merely by meeting an age requirement and fogging a mirror placed under his nose." Yes, this group also believes that America is a land founded by and for white Europeans only. They claim "Our purpose is to expose and defy The Culture-Destroyers (hiding behind the seemingly innocuous terms of "Diversity" and "Multi-Culturalism"), who with intentional malice promote the defamation and destruction of the splendors of the Euro High-Culture." When white racists want to hide the fact that they are racists, they usually exchange the usual "Niggers and Jews" rhetoric for "multiculturalism and diversity".

New Links added to Strange Links.

The Breatharian Institute -- This cult has been losing it's members to starvation for over 30 years now. Wiley Brooks, leader of this whacky new-agey cult, believes that eating is bad for you. So he claims that for the last 30 years, he's been living on nothing but air and water. He claims that you have to learn to breathe correctly, and that by following his special technique, you can not only live forever, but you can become a god! Too bad most of their members end up resembling inmates at Auschwitz, and die of malnutrition and starvation. Let me guess -- they didn't have enough faith... They didn't practice what Wiley preached... They sinned and entered a McDonalds...
Chresta -- A unique spin on feminism, or just another kooky cult? Whatever the case may be, this site proofers the idea that Christianity is a bastardization of the old Pagan cult of Cresta, and that Jesus was actually based on a the teachings of a women. Not a lot of content, but still a bit interesting.
Idiots On The Net -- Another person with an idea similar to my Land-O-Links. He offers this page for you to cruise the web for randomly assorted retards.
Roman Piso Page -- It's back, the page that proffers the greatest conspiracy theory of all time. According to the author, Jesus was a fictional character created by members of Rome's Piso family, in an attempt to create a new religious cult that would be comforting and acceptible to the slaves of the Empire. Like most conspiracy theories, he has lots of documentation, and some plausible ideas, but ultimately, it's all up to the reader to determine if it's true or not. I tend to think it's just another conspiracy theory, because too much of his evidence is based on hear-say, handed down to him from relatives.

New Links added to Stoopid Links.

The Paul Revere Society -- "Deceptive liberals tell us that the borders are arbitrary, English is only one of many languages in our new "Multicultural America," and that we share no common history or values. We believe in the Sovereignty of our Nation. That English is our national "glue." And that we all do share in the pillars of the Bible, the U.S. Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. These documents and what they stand for are our common cultural heritage." Oh boy, Another group of ultraconservatives who hate Mexicans, liberals, atheists, and anyone who believes in a free America.
Tekton Apologetics Ministries -- This is simply one of the most arrogant and snobby Christian apologetics sites. It's run by a guy named James Patrick Holding, whose use of ad Hominem seems to be the most prominant tactic. He's locked antlers with some of the guys at Internet Infidels over their criticism of Josh McDowell's book. It's hilarious when you read the feedback, because Holding spends far more time belittling his critics than he does effectively attacking their arguments.
Traditional Values Coalition -- "help to stop the all-out assault on Christians being waged by our government, by America's educational institutions, by the media and throughout our popular culture." Yes, this is yet another kooky fundamentalist fright-site, proclaiming that Christians are under attack in America, and that their rights are being violated left and right, but mostly on the left. They claim that since 1962 (When school prayer "was made a crime"), The violent crime rate has increased 550%, Births to unwed mothers are up 500%, The teenage suicide rate has tripled, The divorce rate is up 350%. Rather than blame these things on the cheapness and availability of guns and drugs, the sexual liberation of the 1960's, or changing cultural mores, they blame it all on the fact that mandatory, compulsory prayer was removed from Public schools. Heck, I've seen similar fundamentalist freaks blame those things on comic books, television, evolution, and even Pokemon. Anyway, this billious, anal-retentive, and sanctimonious group of old farts who know better than you is a good laugh. They ask for donation, so send them donations of questionable material, like your pet dog's last bowel movement of the latest centerfold from Juggs magazine.
Tribulation Force -- This is a fan site for a really bad, dumb Christian Apocalypse movie that came out in 1999, called "Left behind". These people have formed all sorts of fan-activity groups based on this celluloid travesty. They have sub-groups called "God's Army", "Messiah's Missions", and "Spirit Force", which is a Christian Role-playing game based on the movie! All I can say is... WHY? If you ask me, the old Mark VIII pictures trilogy from the 1970's was way better than the last 2 rapture movies, "Left Behind" and "Omega Code". "Image of the Beast" (1972) is at least enjoyable by both mindless fundies as well as recreational religionists like me.

New Links added to Sick Links.

Banged-Up.COM -- This page is very unique. It ain't porn. Well, it ain't JUST porn. I mean this page scours the crusty mineral deposits left on the rim of the web's toilet bowl, and presents them to you with appropriate glib comments or captions. What kind of crusty filth gets deposited in this fecal fantasyland? Well, some of it is porn... of a sort. They take the most bizarre, extreme, and genuinely bad-tasting pictures from newsgroups like alt.tasteless, alt.pictures.gross, alt.pictures.erotica.women.eating.shit, and other places with names equally descriptive, and simply offer each month's new finds on a page. They offer mostly pictures, but occaisionally get movies and even cartoons.
Ogrish.com -- A nice twisted site with the usual assortment of gross pics and videos, but what set this one apart is that it has a nice section of gross-related news, where you can find out all the news that sick to print. Full of the usual bad-attitude humor and commentary, this site will have you returning for more gore each week.

New Links added to Unbelievers Links.

Thinking Freely -- A freethinker site with articles on atheism, biblical errancy, recreational religion, and other related topics.

3-15-2001

New crap added!

Check out the brand new Message Forums. They are all internal to this website, and very fast. When InsideTheWeb shut down it's message boards, I decided to get my own to run from my own website, that way I don't have to worry about things like that.

3-11-2001

New Links added to the Sick Links.

Death and Dementia -- Your one-stop shop for links to websites all about death, murder, suicide, celebrity deaths, modbidity, horror, blood, and other family-oriented and heart-warming topics. Their massive collection of links is carefully hand-picked and selected to allow others equally demented to easily find any type of dementia.

February, 2001

NOTICE: Well, I was forced to move due to the extreme stupidity and total lack of service from my previous ISP. As a PC and Network tech support worker for nearly 20 years now, I cannot begin to tell you what a total bunch of fuck-ups and losers the people behind Prodigy are. Flash.net, to make some quick cash, sold it's whole operation to Prodigy.net, which is second only to America On-Line in terms of how sucky it is (AOL's latest software update CRASHES people PCs, and AOL, rather than fix the problem, just keeps pumping their advertising away, ignoring it!). The very day of their move to Prodigy was the day all the troubles started. First of all, I was unable to FTP to my site. I called the new tech support number, and tried to get in touch with an actual person for 4 days. The line was busy all the time. I wrote Email, and waited nearly 2 weeks before anyone replied! 2 weeks for a critical tech support call is totally unacceptible. On top of that, Prodigy billed me for a month's use, but I already payed for a whole year in advance! When I called them to adjust my billing (another week of waiting for a returned Email), they claimed that they couldn't help me until next month, because their billing is a month behind. I should have moved my site over a year ago, because Flash.net's tech support was already piss-poor by that time.

11-21-2000

New Links added to the Rants page.

Six Gun Santa -- When a Tucson sporting goods store painted a holiday picture in their window featuring a cowboy Santa Claus, complete with boots, a red cowboy hat, a tin star, and a six-shooter, some people with no sense of humor whined about it. This is my tribute to the painting, which the store owner is keeping up, despite protests.

9-15-2000

New Links added to the Hate links

Now more HATE than ever!

New Nation News -- Are you a white guy who believes that the USA should control Immigration, and that black people cause more crime and Corruption than white people? Are you searching for consensus, toward ethical solutions, for family, kindred, clan and tribe - a new nation under God? Then this site is for you! Here is a collection of all the news that white racists would just LOVE to be the only news you see. Here you will find the most biassed pro-white and anti-black news stories all in one place.
Conscious Evolution -- "We in the Eugenics movement are not interested in competing against Adolph Hitler or Karl Marx for some minuscule little 1,000 year reich. We are interested in competing with Jesus Christ and Buddha for the destiny of man." Okay, whatever. This is one of those Eugenics organizations that tries to couch it's racism and kooky political/social/scientific views in terms of genetics.
European/American Issues Forum -- Another one of them polite racist organizations whose goal is "denouncing institutional racism, sexism, divisiveness, hate crimes and promoting respect for all European Americans." Yes, friends, Racism against white people is such a big problem in America. White people are the most discriminated minority in our country! Why just the other day I turned on the television and saw a black person on my television -- how humiliating!
American Rennaisance -- Polite racist site uncovering the scandal of anti-white discrimination in America. Lots of articles denouncing blacks and Jews for causing all of America's problems, but in a polite, educated-looking way.
Euro-American Student Union -- "Inside every Euro beats the heart of the Roman legionary, flows the blood of the Viking, lurks the soul of the Crusader, lies enshrined the true grit of those who braved the Oregon Trail, stood firm at Thermopylae, Ch�lons, twice drove the Alien from the gates of Vienna, and infused the runes of the Waffen-SS with an �lan now become legendary. We have taken upon ourselves the duty of sounding the clarion to awaken The Eagle, who lies dormant in every Euro-breast, that He may again sweep from the skies and, with tooth and claw, shred the Culture-Destroyers, then soar again with His revitalized eaglets unto the heavens, where he has landed and left His imprint on the moon!" Yes, they are for real. Horrifying, isn't it?
Wake Up Or Die! -- This page is way out there! (that means it's very funny) It opens with Uncle Sam asking us "Are YOU a white gentile race traitor?" then goes on to tell us "The United States of America was created by White Gentiles for the value systems, culture, heritage and behaviors of White Gentiles." Really now? I don't recall any part of the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, or even the Mayflower Compact having the words "white" or "gentile" in them. But these people eventually go on to say that the other races are all conspiring to commit genocide against white Americans.

8-18-2000

New Links added to the Stoopid links

STRAIGHT -- "STRAIGHT is an educational missionary effort to offer a tried, proven and tested solution to this rising assault on society's traditions of family, morality and their Creator's Law. STRAIGHT is on the march to restore order, virtue, and put the issue of perversion back into it's proper perspective for the good and survival of civilized society. The only way to STRAIGHTen what has been twisted and all that has been perverted by sick, demented and depraved minds, is to return to the source of order. Order comes through Law, and perfect Law comes only from God..." STRAIGHT stands for "The Society To Remove All Immoral Godless Homosexual Trash", and is one of the most extreme homophobic organizations you'll find. According to them, Homosexual behavior should be outlawed and punished by death!
Bob Enyart -- Bob Enyart is an ultra-conservative Christian radio talk-show host who believes that America needs to go back to the laws of Leviticus. Bob has openly stated on the air that in his ideal government for America, Homosexuals would be put to death, Adulterers would be put to death, and atheists would be put to death. Bob also runs a website called ShadowGov, which is a board promoting his views, and running a fantasy-government (sort of like Fantasy Football). Yep, Bob is such a crazy nut-job that his radio program regularly draws bigger audiences than Tom Snyder, PBS, and other competition. I attribute his ratings to pure SHOCK VALUE, rather than to people who actually think he's right. Like Bob Larson, Bob Enyart is on the lunatic fringe of the lunatic Fringe.
ShadowGov -- Bob Enyart runs this website, based on his political beliefs. Shadowgov is sort of like a far-right-wing version of "Fantasy Football". Bob says "The government of the United States of America no longer knows right from wrong. ShadowGov trains men to properly fill various roles in government. We prepare these men to influence or direct government once given the opportunity..." I wonder if Bob ever saw "The Handmaid's Tale"?
Straightnews -- This is one of those Christian places that claims it can turn gay people into straight people. Of course, they've never published their success statistics (because it really and trully sucks), but they keep claiming that their program is successful (Yeah, if you keep repeating it, it'll make it true!). According to their website, gayness in men is caused by "Emotionally distant or cruel father... Overly cold or warm relationship with mother... Unathletic, perhaps both attracted and disgusted by the rough and tumble play of other boys their age..." Gee, I never knew that being unathletic and having rough tumbles with other boys during play can make you gay! Well, then, that settles it. We have to keep kids from touching each other when they play!

7-24-2000

New Links added to the Stoopid links

Way Of Life Ministries -- David Cloud decided to put together a huge collection of literature to help good Fundamentalists find the one, true way to everlasting life through Christ. He created the End-Times Apostacy Database which tells good Christians to avoid Rock Music, Evolution, and short-haired women who subversively wear pants and make-up! This site is so goofy and it's literature so ridiculous, that it inspired a hilarious parody parody.

New Links added to the Recreational Christianity Zone

Way Of Strife -- This is a parody of the "Way Of Life Ministries" website. You may want to visit the site that this page is a parody of ahead of time, just so that you know what they're making fun of.
The Christian Car Of The Future" -- A unique satire of how fundamentalist Christians would design a car, complete with a fornication detector!

7-20-2000

New Links Added to Stoopid links

Ten Commandments.ORG -- What's a poor Christian to do with all the un-godly, un-believers running around with their "evil freedoms" (you know, like the freedom to be a liberal, a homosexual, an atheist, or non-Christian), and voting against the things that your for? Well, this guy seems to have a solution, and you know what it is. Yep, another yahoo who thinks the world will be a better place to live, once the good old USA becomes a totalitarian theocratic police state that executes anyone who isn't a good bible-thumping sicophant.

New Links added to the Page 'O' Fame.

Christianhumor.COM wrote This Review of my page, and well, they don't like me. Yes, I'm one of those loud-mouthed atheists who just doesn't get it, apparently. Actually, I do get it, but I just don't want it. Thanks for the write-up, anyway...

5-22-2000

New Links Added to Unbelievers links

New Zealand Association of Rationalists & Humanists -- Advocates a rational, humane, and secular view of life without reference to supernatural agencies and which is compatible with the scientific method.
Humanist Society of New Zealand -- The NZ Humanist Society is active locally and nationally. It holds formal meetings and social events, co-ordinates projects, organises seminars, runs a bookshop, publishes a magazine - and lots more.
Auckland University Atheists -- Evil atheists infiltrating the ivy-covered halls of the U of A! What's this world coming to?!?!

3-28-2000

New Links Added to Subversive links

Space Proxy -- Space Proxy is a FREE proxy service that lets you surf the web anonymously. It's easy to use. Just go to their page, and plug in the address of the place you want to surf to.
Proxymate -- Another FREE service that lets you surf anonymously.
IDZap -- This proxy goes even futher than the two above ones. It actually erases info from the packets you send and receive, like ID tags, machine names, Ip numbers, and cookies. Best of all, it's FREE.
The Anonymizer -- Similar to IDZap, this site offers anonymous Email, as well.
Hush-Mail -- Hushmail is a FREE anonymous email program that is secure, provided that the person receiving it is also using Hushmail.
PrivacyX -- A FREE service that lets you send and recieve secure, your-eyes-only email that only you can read.
Ghost Mail -- This is a freeware program that lets you send anonymous messages, with or without a remailer, to any email addresses or newsgroups.
ZipLip -- a FREE service that lets you send private, anonymous, secure email. Pay a little money, get more features.
Ebuse -- An anonymous email service that even protects your address from receiving spam, as well as prevent spam robots from taking your address for their mail lists. Best of all, it's FREE.
Pretty Good Privacy FREEWARE -- The FREE version of the most popular, heralded, and well-known privacy software. It encrypts your email, so that the only people who can read it are ones with the key, which you give them.
BCWipe -- This program allows you to TOTALLY erase data from your hard drive. When you delete a file, the computer doesn't really delete it; it merely changes a marker bit that lets the computer know that it's okay to overwrite the data that the file used to take up. This program actually replaces all of the bits of a deleted file with zeroes, so it's trully gone forever.
Eraser -- A FREE program that allows you to erase data completely from your hard drive.
Cryptext -- Cryptext is a public domain Windows 95 / Windows 98 / NT 4 shell extension that performs strong file encryption, and is available in English, French, German, Spanish, and Portuguese language versions. You just right-click on any file system object to encrypt or decrypt it.

3-27-2000

New Links Added to Stoopid links

Texe Marrs -- If there's an anti-Christian conspiracy brewing somewhere, leave it to Texe to uncover it. Find out how "...Christian churches whose pastors preach against Mother Earth paganism will also be spied on and sabotaged...", by the CIA, of course! He also believes that "...Just as scheduled, at midnight, December 31, the Illuminati's inner circle met deep inside the Great Pyramid to worship Lucifer and to receive his plans and agenda for the new millennium..." Yes, Texe apparently has sources who know all about secret Satanic temples constructed under the White House, how the UN's leaders all secretly worship Satan in a hidden room in the UN building, which nobody knows about, except Texe, and how all the world's powers are targetting Protestant fundamentalist Christians for death and persecution.
Robert Tilton's Success In Life -- Bob Tilton has always been a favorite televangelist of mine, and aparently most other people who are into Recreational Christianity. Unfortunately, the website is so lame that it doesn't even meet my expectations for a lame website. All you will find is the address of his ministry and it's phone number. No graphics. No other pages. Maybe it's still too new a page, and they will add something later. Who knows.

3-23-2000

New Links Added to the Jack T. Chick Parody Archive Links page

The Jack Chick Museum -- MonsterWax has an interesting spin on the Chick Phenomenon. He has a sort of compendium of all the Jack Chick Tracts ever done, most of which point directly to Chick's online tracts, but he has reviews of many tracts that have been removed from circulation, too. You can add your own comments about them, too.
Some "Bob" Loves me! -- A Subgenius inspired parody of "Somebody Loves Me", with artwork so close to Chick's that it's almost as scary.

3-3-2000

New Links Added to Stoopid Links

The Safe Place -- These righteous servants of God are "...CHRISTIANS COMMITED TO REMOVING OFFENSIVE MATERIAL FROM THE EYES OF CHILDREN..." Yep, They sure know what's best for their kids, and your kids, and you, and everyone else, too. These people have erected a hall of shame that includes my Jack T. Chick Parody Archive, which they claim "...IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN AND VERY DISTURBING. NOT SUITABLE VIEWING FOR ANYONE." Awe shucks, you know that just puts tears of joy in my eyes. I'm blushing, too. I'm very flattered by that! PRAISE JEEZUS! They've even erected a Message Board, on which I have made an appearance, thanking them for the free publicity.
The Christian Boylove Forum -- Christian Boylove Forum is a support forum for Christians who are boylovers. Yes, this has to be too horrifying to be true, but you never know. Some satires are so good that they fool even true believers. But reading through the FAQ file almost had me convinced that they are for real. But you never know...

New Links added to The Jack T. Chick Parody Archive links page.

Tower Of Lies -- Seth C. Triggs's own Chick parody which attacks Chick's anti-Catholic sentiments rather effectively.

New Links Added to the Recreational Christianity Zone.

Venom Online -- Pastor Venom and I are kindred spirits in the war against the evil Christian Fundamentalist Conspiracy. He has a site similar to this one, with lots of fun stuff and commentary.
Landover Baptist Church -- This is a satire of those giant evangelical, Assemblies of God corporate mega-churches down south, with a little Jack Chick, Fred Phelps, and Pat Robertson thrown in, as well. They've got some of the most hilarious spoofs, too, such as the "Landover Home for Slutty Women", "The Baptist Gun Show", and "What Would Betty (Bowers) do?" This site made me roll over in pain from laughing.

3-2-2000

New Links Added to Stoopid Links

Brother Jed -- Brother George "Jed" Smock is perhaps the originator of the American Phenomenon known as the Lunatic Street Preacher. Smock travels the country, screaming his fool head off in public, calling for a religious revival. He has spawned a flock of fans who, in comparison to the fanatical followers of the Grateful Dead, call themselves 'Jed-Heads'. Jed preaches what is known as "confrontational evangelism", which is essentially an angry "in your face" form of evangelism, where being a rude, arrogant S.O.B is all part of the plan. Brother Jed beleives that the only way to get the word of God out in this modern age, is to get out into people's faces and scream it at them! Some would argue that he's full of the spirit when preaching in his mannic way, but I think we all know what he's really full of!

2-29-2000

New Links Added to Miscelaneous Links

Bostonians In Exile -- This is a wicked pissah website, designed to explain Boston to all the loosahs out theeah. Find out how to properly pronounce words like "Worcester" (It's pronounced "Woo-stah") and "Medford" (pronounced "Meffuh"), and learn Boston expressions like "Whatayou, retahtid?" and "Gidadaheah". It also has a section reminding expatriots like myself why we left in the forst place -- like crappy weather and that Boosah Ted Kennedy. Don't be a retahd. Visit this wicked awesome site.

2-27-2000

New Links Added to Stoopid Links

Sherrie Elijah -- Sherrie Elijah is one of those big-haired Bible-bimbos who has a personal intercom with the almighty himself. She's an aspiring musician, and you can hear her song "Citizen in Hell", in real audio, which she gives a full five minutes of warnings for before she sings it -- if you call it singing, that is. I'll tell you, friends, that after hearing the whole 15 minutes of this song, that I was more scared of Sherrie than I was of going to Hell! Here's an excerpt from the lyrics: "Flaming worms crawl in, Flaming worms crawl out in the belly button and out the mouth! in the front and out the rear ! in the eyes and out the ears! we scream for mercy yet NO one cares or hears! Red hot pain in my blood rivers of feces, lava, vomit and blood it looks like a flood! Flames everywhere yet they cast NO light! all I have is every kind of pain, terror , torture and fright! I am a Citizen in HELL!" Keep in mind that Sherrie doesn't actually sing this song, so much as drone it out. But she's got an excuse for her tone-deafness and lack of instrumental ability -- she's singing it as she heard it in a vision she received. You gotta admit -- it's a clever way of explaining away her lack of musical skill!
Eternal Warriors -- Afraid that your kids are getting influenced by those satanic, evil, violent video games like Doom and Quake? Well, fear no more, Christian parents, for your salvation is here at last! "...THE WAR IN HEAVEN is a 3D action game that combines fast-paced combat action with uncompromising Christian values. Designed and produced by two professional game developers who openly acknowledge Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, The War In Heaven was created to provide an exciting alternative to the spiritually dark and blood-drenched games that are so popular today among teenage and adult gamers..." Yep. To make the action even more faced-paced and difficult, they programmed a few bugs into the user-interface, that make you spin around when you press the fire-button. The "uncompromizing Christian values" of the game come into play when you finish a level -- You read a verse from the Bible and get a power-up. Wow! They made the action more realistic by having heaven be a huge expanse of block-walls with hardly any enemies in it at all. Of course, you fight with a sword, but there's no blood -- nope, enemies just go "poof". They won't need some wild "anti-Christian-bias" conspiracy theories to explain why this game isn't flying off of store shelves, or even available near you. The game bites the big one, plain and simple.

2-25-2000

I added some quick indexes to most of the Land-O-Links pages, because they're getting awfully long now.

New Links Added to the Recreational Christianity Zone.

S.H.I.T. -- I added a new hack submission from the unstoppable Mirage, a spoof of Bob Larson's website.

2-24-2000

New Links added to The Jack T. Chick Parody Archive links page.

Bob Larson: False Teacher? -- The Bob Larson Fan CLub did this clever Chick-like cartoon exposing the hypocrisy of Christian radio talk show host Bob Larson.

New Links Added to Stoopid Links

The American Guardian -- Simply one of the most homophobic, senseless, and disgustingly one-sided diatribes you can find on the net. The site claims to be "An educational resource on Homosexual Behavior", but in reality, it's only the most extreme and deceitful facts that they could come up with. For example, they point out several serial killers who were homosexuals, while ignoring the fact that the vast majority (like Richard Speck, Ted Bundy, Richard Ramirez, Ed Gein) were heterosexual. At one point, they showed images from Dan's Gallery Of The Grotesque's infamous "Natural Born Losers" exhibit, and claimed that the images were of a homosexual mutilating a corpse! Other wonderful "TRUTHS" on this site seem to proclaim that all homosexuals are disease-infested, violent, criminal, child-molesting murderers. Such a compassionate, intelligent message for Christians to follow!

New Links Added to the Sick links.

Dan's Gallery Of The Grotesque -- The Original is back! Dan's Gallery of the Grotesque was the first ever true gore site on the net, with weekly tasteless pictures of corpses, autopsies, accident victims, and the infamous "Natural Born Losers" exhibition, that showed the pictures taken of a murder-dismemberment in various stages of progress, by the actual perpetrators, who were caught when they tried to develop them. Dan broke new ground on the web while it was still in it's infancy, and his site has become legendary.

2-8-2000

New Links added to The Jack T. Chick Parody Archive links page.

How I met Jack Chick! -- A true-life story by a comic book fan who met Jack Chick. Interesting insights about the man we all think is a complete asshole.

1-26-2000

New Links Added to Stoopid Links

Gary North -- Gary North is an ultra-right wing fundamentalist radio talk show host who has a penchant for predicting gloom and doom. He predicted that Nuclear War would break out in the 1980s. He predicted that the Soviet Union would invade the west and take over the USA. He predicted that the world's economy would collapse by 1990. He predicted that January 1, 2000 would see the total collapse of the world's computer networks. He was wrong every time. Gary North is also known for being involved with the Christian Reconstructionist movement, who believe that democracy is a heresy against God, and who want to take over the US government and turn it into a theocratic monarchy. But with a track record like Gary's, how can anyone take them seriously?

New Links Added to the Recreational Christianity Zone.

Gary North Is A Big Fat Idiot! -- Gary North is a Christian Radio Host and Reconstructionist, who is constantly drumming up all sorts of fear, gloom, and doom about the end of the world. This website is a perfect antidote to his crack-head interpretation of world events. In the words of the page's author, "Gary North needs to be spanked. He is an alarmist, apocalyptic goon. He is doing whatever he can to make western society collapse before January 1, 2000. He wants the US economy to shut down, the dollar to go crazy, to implode the division of labor, an d riots to tear at all the cities of the United States. Why? Because the United States government�or more specifically, the Federal Reserve Bank�doesn't fit within his extremist Christian Reconstructionist religious views."
The Doomsday List -- If anything, this list will provide plenty of future dates for end-of-the-world parties. The list on this page is constantly being updated as religious nuts keep predicting new dates, and old dates go by with none of their predicted events coming to pass.

New Links Added to the Hate links.

For Folk and Fatherland -- "Today most people exist as mere protoplasmic blobs. Spiritually and actually they are zeroes, nobodies, ZILCH. They are not true people, but zombies." Hehehehe... That statement seems to describe many of the Nazis and Klansmen I have known -- a bunch of zeros and nobodies! This page is most noteable for being the most basic Nazi page I have seen. Most of the content consists of Hitler's writings and speeches, along with official literature from National Socialist literature.

1-24-2000

New Links Added to Subversive Links

Paranoia: The Conspiracy Reader -- An excellent magazine that has articles exploring the validity and facts behind various conspiracy theories. This website is a tie-in for a magazine that you can buy at those out-of-the-way magazine stands that sell everything. It's not an advocate of kooky positions, but rather a forum for all positions.

New LInks added to Strange Links

Israeli Church of Universal Practical Knowledge, Inc. -- Also known as the Hebrew Israelites, these people dress in quasi-ancient Egyptian clothing, and preach that all white men are Devils. They believe that practically everyone in history was black, including George Washington, William Shakespeare, Thomas Jefferson, Martin Luther, and various others (there is debate as to whether Abraham Lincoln was black or not). They believe that only black people lived on the earth up until a certain point in history, after which an invasion of white men (YOU KNOW -- THE DEVIL!) began enslaving black people and taking credit for all of the things that black people accomplished. They believe, in short, that all of history has been WHITE-WASHED.
The Twelve Tribes Of Israel -- Another black Supremacist religious group, but less severe than the Hebrew Israelites -- they allow asians, Native American, middle-eastern, and Indians into their group as parts of the lost tribes of Israel. They allow everyone except white people, of course. Yes, White people are descendants of Esau, who were too wicked, and cast out of the tribes forever.

New Links Added to Unbelievers Links

Truth Be Known.Com, Home of Acharya S. -- Acharya S is the author of several books debunking various aspects of Christianity and mythology. Her latest book is "The Christ Conspiracy: The Greatest Story Ever Sold" which finds astonishing reasons to believe that Christianity is merely a rehash of different mythologies, all predating Christianity by thousands of years.

1-19-2000

I removed the Games and Music links under Land-O-Links, because there wasn't enough activity, and keeping them updated was time consuming, due to pages being moved and going off-line too frequently. If you miss them, too bad. I've got better things to do.

1-18-2000

New Links under Rants page

The Phantom Jerker (Off-site) -- A TRUE LIFE ADVENTURE of mine. I am not kidding. It started out like any normal day. Little did I know, however, that my chance encounter with an aromatically-challenged transient would lead to adventure and intrigue at my workplace!

1-14-2000

New Links under Stoopid Links

The Power Team -- "...These giant men, many weighing over 300 pounds, can blow up hot water bottles, snap baseball bats like twigs, crush through ice with their heads..." yes, and one wonders what breaking through blocks of ice with one's head does to one's brain! Look out Arnold, Here comes beefcakes for Jesus! Musclebound freaks who look like refugees from the WWF will come to your town with their bulging muscles, and tell your kids how Jesus gives them superhuman strength. See them rip phone books in half, or break the chains off of handcuffs, and perform other feats of strength. Of course, we all know that the same kinds of feats can be performed without being a Jesus freak, but well, telling these guys that would be like telling Samson that his hair had nothing to do with his strength.

New Links under Miscellaneous Links

The Skeleton Closet -- This is one of the greatest concepts for a website ever created. Rather than being a page devoted to slinging mud against a particular candidate (like the infamous WWW.GWBUSH.COM), this site pulls no punches in bringing us, the voters, all the dirt on all of the candidates, irrespective of their parties, political affiliations, or platforms. They have dirt on liberals and conservatives, republicans, democrats, reformers, and independants. The goal is to show all the candidates' histories, and allow you to determine which slimeball has the least slime on himself.
Duck And Cover! -- A humorous tribute to the paranoia of the cold war, with special emphasis on that famous instructional school film with Bert the turtle! They even have a sing-along! They also have an extensive collection of posters from the period, as well as photos of civil defense paraphenalia, and links to related books and videos.
Trinity And Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie -- The official page of one of the best documentaries ever made about the development of Nuclear weapons. This is not just a page that sells the videotape of the movie, but a comprehensive list of related material, downloadable movie clips of atomic explosions, biographies of the filmmakers, and links to sites with more information that you could possibly need on the Atomic and Nuclear ages.

1-13-2000

New Links under The Recreational Christianity Zone

Brother Russel's Salvation Central -- Brother Russel, the creator of Snake Oil magazine, has this wonderful site where you can download clips from Radio Jihad, a CD full of recorded crank phone calls he made to various radio evangelists, like Bob Larson. Hear him push a bizarre conspiracy theory involving hyper-intelligent, para-military orangutans being leashed upon the vatican, and how the Christian radio host eats it hook, line, and sinker. Hear the infamous Melba character tell Bob Larson how her fictional son was being hit on by gays in Disneyworld. There's so much whacky crap here, that you'll be listening for hours!
The Shocking Truth -- This is a great satire page that throws together some of the most extreme, bizarre ranting I've ever seen. The sad truth is that I have actually met real Christians in person who would take this page seriously, and may even agree with what they say! Find out about all of the conspiracies working against Christianity. Learn about the evil sodomite plot to turn all of your kids into homosexuals! Browse through a catalog of "Anti-masturbation equipment and chastity preservation tools". This page is about as tasteless and hilarious as Christian satire gets.

New Links under Stoopid Links

World Magazine -- This is a publication of the far religious right, which is basically a standard liberal-bashing, conspiracy-mongering, God-only-likes-conservative-republicans magazine. Hell, Gary "I am not a hypocrite" Bauer, Cal "I am not insane" Thomas, Larry "The end of the world is Nigh" Burkette, and a host of other right wing fring characters all think it's cool, so you know what kind of magazine it is...

1-11-2000

New Links under The Recreational Christianity Zone

The Christian Porno Site -- This is one of the best satires I've seen lately, or at least one of the sickest! See the "Miracle Panty Liner"! Buy "Holy Smokes", the Christian Cigarrette, or roll your own with "Holy Roller" rolling papers! See XXX-rated Christian animations. If the Landover Baptist Church were crossed with a porno site, this is what it would be like.

New Links under Strange Links

Parishioners.Org -- A Scientology site that bills itself as "A site covering religion and religious matters." Of course, what it really is, is a page devoted to smearing all of Scientology's most vocal critics. Their technique is not very different from the attack on TIME magazine, following it's 1992 article entitled: "Scientology: The Cult Of Greed." Essentially, they just make up a bunch of sophmoric, juvenile ad hominem attacks about their critics. Their style is so lame that I've heard better critiques of people in grammar school playgrounds. One of the people they attack, an actor named Mark Bunker, is called a loser merely because he's not a household name, and has never received awards for his acting. But then again, the same can be said for about 90% of all actors in Hollywood -- Only the very few get glory. But don't take my word for it -- see for yourself. Every last attack against their critics follows the same basic ad hominem formula.
Xenu TV -- Mark Bunker is the creator of this site, which chronicles his protests against the Church Of Scientology, all on video. He has posted clips of all sorts of humorous incidents involving the Church's attempts to have him arrested for "assault" (he backed up and lightly bumped into a scientology security guard, who called the cops and said he was brutally assaulted). Of course it was all on video, and the cops' reaction was like "Are you kidding?" He even has video of a lone kook protesting him, who drones the same line over and over again, like a robot. He also has a funny cartoon, in the same vein as the "School House Rock", which tells all about Xenu. This site is really entertaining, but you'll need a fast connection to get the most out of it.

1-7-2000

New Links under Miscellaneous Links

We Love Gary.Com -- Gary Coleman, that is! We were all there when Gary dodged "The Gooch" in the schoolyard. We laughed every time he said "Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?!" But the show faded away. The laughter died. Gary Coleman lost every penny he ever made. Now he's a security guard and gets pushed around by big fat autograph-hounds on city buses. This page is a hilarious send-up of Gary Coleman, and seems to have gotten the willing help of Coleman himself, which makes the page even funnier. Play "Gario Brothers", hear Coleman's hot phone sex recordings. See a hilarious flash cartoon, or watch the "Dancing Gary", which is a Gary Coleman version of the famous Dancing Baby.

New Links under Strange Links

Nancy Luft's Warning: Possible annihilation of the USA! -- Back at the end of President Reagan's first term in office, when the Pentagon was publicly stating in all our mass media that they had proven ESP to be some 70% correct, I started to pick up ESP that kept saying 'tell those slow learners in DC that the ESP they have proven to be real is coming from Russian sputniks with x ray, gamma ray, lasers'! I have no idea what Nancy Luft is, but from her insane ranting about Russian Sputniks with laser-beams ready to rain fire down on all of us, it's obvious that she's a paranoid schizophrenic. Nancy claims The sputniks have been up for millenniums, the Russian Military created the religious saviors and religions with them to keep mankind backwards, superstitious, anti-scientific, to hide their technology. Okay. Whatever you say Nancy. The little voices that the sattelites beam into your skull can't be wrong...
Real Doll -- Marketed as "The World's Finest Love Doll", Real Doll is made from the same kind of silicon material that gives breast implants their life-like bounciness. Real Doll is molded from an actual life cast of a real supermodel, and has the most realistic plumbing ever designed -- Her private parts supposedly feel like an actual vagina! Of course, your bedroom cannot be blessed with the wonder that is Real Doll unless you have $5,600 to blow on her! Yes, in other words, Real Doll is a sex toy for rich people who can't get any. I took the liberty of doing an email interview with their representative I asked them "Isn't Real Doll a rather expensive solution for guys who are too screwed up to get a date with a real woman?" Their response was "No! Real Doll is for daring, adventuresome people who aren't embarrassed about their sexuality!" Suuuuuuure it is. But most people who have $5,000 to blow on a sex doll could probably attract real women, despite appearance. You could even afford to hire an occaisional prostitute, which is actually better, since you don't have to clean the jizz out of them after each use. Of particular interest is their testimonial section, where every last customer is anonymous! They're not ashamed of their sexuality, are they?!

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